with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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