I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Randomize
