How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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