I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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