The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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