Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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