dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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