I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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