Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Pooping to opera.
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