Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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