I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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