Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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