do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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