Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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