Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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