I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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