Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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