Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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