the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
