he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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