I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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