Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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