your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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