So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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