I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I cut my penus on the lid.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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