escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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