I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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