Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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