do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
