i need an iv and a liver transplant
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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