you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
