i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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