I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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