Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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