i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She's the barista slut.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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