based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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