i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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