He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
