I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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