He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Someone came in the potted fern
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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