I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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