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(203): View more from Connecticut

my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.

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(936): View more from Texas

he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

(812): View more from Indiana

and...?

(936): View more from Texas

I told him it was alright.

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(703): View more from Virginia

then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives

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(316): View more from Kansas

I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.

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(805): View more from California

100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.

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(516): View more from New York

VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."

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(816): View more from Missouri

Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️

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