How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i used baking grease as lip gloss
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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