I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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