Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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