I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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