You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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