he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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