I want to stick my p in your. b.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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