i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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