windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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