Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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