do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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